	Friends!  Fellow Egyptians! There 
have been many errant rumors circulating 
about the building of new pyramids.  
These rumors are nothing more than 
vicious attempts by my political enemies 
to portray me as decadent and self-serving!
I want peace and prosperity for Egypt 
--not a pile of rubble that will 
enlist tens of thousands of laborers 
and cost untold millions to build.
	I call on my adversaries to put 
a halt to these attempts to defame my 
character. We are entering a kinder, 
gentler epoch, and we need to pull 
together if we're going to make 
Egypt great again.
	Friends! Hear me! I pledge to 
you that there will be no new pyramids. 
And that pledge is forever, for the
time being.
