

Dearest Mark Antony;

	I've just received the most 
disturbing news.  Can it be true?  
Are you really marrying Caesar's 
sister Octavia?  Oh Antony, you 
know I love you, but if this be 
true, then cry havoc and let slip 
the dogs of law!  We're talking 
about a major palimony suit, 
lover-boy, and I've got the best 
lawyers in Egypt--seven savage 
barristers who won't leave a shirt 
on your back.  Send word soon, 
Antony--I must know that this is 
nothing but a vicious rumor.

Your Shmugums,
Cleopatra